Jack: That was Fiji Piji with their new single. Hi, I'm Jack Seltzer and you're listening to Seltzer Talk with Jack Seltzer on 104.9 SLTZR.

Jack: We've got a big show and it's a final show. We have a big giveaway, a big farewell giveaway. So stay tuned.

Jack: Well, it's our final show. The station decided not to pick us up for more shows, which we knew the summer was a trial period and... they didn't want anymore. But uh, there's new opportunities—I'm exploring new opportunities. And Heather is going to a new show. What's the new show called?

Heather: Pete's Picks.

Jack: Pete's Picks. What is he what is he pick again?

Heather: His favorite songs of the week. His top 100 songs every week.

Jack: Wow.

Heather: Yep.

Jack: That's why he's the best. I can't... I can't compete with that, just that output.

Jack: We've got a big giveaway—our sponsor, Cycling Frog is giving away a big giveaway for our final show. They are giving away a turntable record player and a $100 gift certificate to buy records from a record store for to play on your record player.

Jack: So to enter, go to Cycling Frogs Instagram. Instagram handle: @cyclingfrogcbd, and you have to follow Cycling Frog on Instagram and answer a question, and answer a question which I believe is in the post.

Jack: And yeah, and also if you're around 104.9 the studio there will be some furniture being auctioned off. So check back on that. And—oh and I will post what I'm moving on to next, my next adventure. So check back on this page, and I'll write something up for the fan... for our fan. The one—we had basically just one fan from about seven listeners, and one of which I would call a fan.

Heather: Shout out to Jamie.

Jack: Thanks for listening, Jamie, you're our biggest fan. Really appreciate it. We're going to send you a little care package and I'll make you some kind of... art. And I'll sign the art. And some swag from our sponsor, Cycling Frog.

Jack: Well, I guess that about does it. I thought maybe to send us off, Heather would you sing It's So Hard to Say Goodbye by Boyz II Men.

Heather: No, thank you.

Jack: Okay, do you mind if I sing it?

Heather: Go right ahead.

Jack: Okay. I'm never sang before...

Jack: [Singing] It's so hard, to say goodbye, to yesterday.

[Unintelligible, crying or Laughing sounds]

Jack: Okay. I know, it's emotional for me too Heather, but... we'll keep in touch.

Heather: Ok.

Okay. Well, that's the end of the show. Um... and uh, drop me a line at [email protected]. And you know, let's all stay in touch. And I'm always here for you.

Jack: That was Toupee Lice with their new single. Hi, I'm Jack Seltzer. And this is Seltzer Talk with Jack Seltzer on 104.9 SLTZR.

We've got a really big show today. It's our sponsor Cycling Frog's birthday or birth month and we're giving away a turntable.

It's a big giveaway. Oh, and a Cycling Frog sale, birthday sale. So stick around, or tune in, stay tuned.

It's cycling frogs birthday. And it's turning, do you know how old it's turning? Okay. Well, it's young, but it's probably, it's probably four.

Heather: Sure.

Jack: So happy birthday. And they've got a big sale going on. So check it out. It's up to 30% off. And they have all your favorites. So get your favorite cycling product for up to 30% off... while supplies last probably.

And, um, oh, producer Heather is here. Did I already mention that? Um, say hi, Heather.

Heather: Hi.

Jack: Okay. Sorry if we did that twice. I'm a little nervous because Heather's been helping me with segments. She says we need segments for each episode. And they are segments of, of their segments where we talk about different topics. So this week, we've got one about famous birthdays—speaking of our sponsor Cycling Frog's birthday. So we'll get to that soon.

But first, the big giveaway of the the turntable. Do you know what kind kind of turn table it is? It was that my job?

Heather: You're supposed to know that.

Jack: Okay. Well, I'll put it in the show notes. What the turn table is, but it's a nice turn table. A hundred something value dollar value, I believe. And to enter to win, you have to email [email protected] the answered to the following question: What was your most memorable birthday or favorite birthday memory that you've had? Email your answer to [email protected] to enter to win a free turn table.

And I guess we should maybe share our favorite birthdays. I'll go first. My most memorable birthday was something I should have thought of ahead of time. I'm realizing now. But probably... Mmm.

Heather: Let's just move on.

Jack: Okay. There's also a fun game on Cycling Frog called Groovy Gummies that you should check out. It's like a retro game. It's really fun. And in the future episode, we might have another giveaway to do with Groovy Gummies, so get practicing.

But now it's time for our first segment, my first segment, the first segment. So let's pull it up. All right, famous birthdays. August birthdays. We've got Louis Vuitton. That's a person that people know. 1821 to 1892. Oh, oh, here we go. Richard Belzer, American comedian and actor from Law and Order SVU.

Heather: Oh, yeah.

Jack: Yeah. All right. That was famous birthdays. Okay. Next up, we have another segment, birthday related segment, Horoscopes. So this, this, this, the sign for this period of time is Leo, which appears to be a lion. And I'm on the Wikipedia page. It's quite dry. But let's see, how about for a new segment, I'm making up a new segment on the fly.

Heather: Oh no.

Jack: It's—we're going to do it horoscopes. We're going to make up a horoscope for each other. Okay. Okay. Wait, what is your sign?

Heather: Pisces.

Jack: Pisces. Okay. Pisces. Today, you will eat something from a bowl. Don't spill any, and you will have good luck for the next week.

Heather: Wow, that's something. Okay, yours, you will record a radio show, and it will be great. And yeah, then next week's show will be even better.

Jack: All right! I love that one. Thank you. Oh, also I'm back from DJ training a couple weeks of DJ training, which, which sounds like a lot, but they say that some people—people learn—it's different—everyone does it at their own pace. And I learned a lot beyond just the ABCs, always be conversing, but yeah, and Heather has been helping me with segments and watch the timing, watching the clock. And—we have a meeting, shit.

[Jack and Heather chuckle.]

Heather: Okay.

Jack: Okay.

[Sound of door opening and closing.]

Jack: Okay bye Heather. We have a meeting of producers. She has a producer's meeting. I think I should be there too. So we're at a time. I'm always here for you.

This is 104.9 SLTZR. I'm producer Heather filling in for Jack while he's at DJ training. This week we've got a best of episode for you. It's a little rough. There's not a lot to work with, but here we are...

[Sound of seltzer opening.]

Let's move on to the weather. Um, let's see what it looks like out there. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I see a, I see a couple clouds for sure. Definitely, yeah, definitely going to want a jacket. You're going to want to wear a jacket out there, pretty sure.

[Sound of seltzer opening.]

I wish I could have time to thank everyone who emailed in. There's a lot of really nice things people said support, good, supportive. So that's nice.

[Sound of seltzer opening.]

J, A, C, K, S, E, L, T, Z, E, R, at, C, Y, C, L, I, N, G, F, R, O, G, dot, C, O, M.

[Sound of seltzer opening.]

[Outro music plays.]

That was This is a Cry for Help with their new single. Hi, I'm Jack Seltzer. This is Seltzer Talk with Jack Seltzer on 104.9 SLTZR.

We have a show for you, we have a good—we have a show today. Uh. A few things. We've got a giveaway winner, the riddle winner, who answered last weeks riddle, the winner, this week I'll announce. And also a new limited time product drop from our sponsor, Cycling Frog. And more. So, stay tuned.

First things first, last weeks winner is Kyle G. And he actually didn't answer the riddle correctly, but almost nobody did. Um. Which makes me think I'm not, I shouldn't, it maybe wasn't a good riddle, is what it means.

So I had a few more giveaways. I was going to have riddles for them, but I'm actually not good at answering riddles so I don't know why I thought I would be good at writing them, but if you—let me know how you feel about riddles by emailing me at jackseltzer at cyclingfrog.com about riddles. Actually, yeah, the closest, the person who got the closest to the correct answer was previous winner, Jamie W. She's a long time listener and she has won of previous giveaway. And she said drums. The answer was cymbal which like a drum kit cymbal which is very close. So good job Jamie you were the closest although you did not win sorry about that. But thanks for the support.

Oh, the new limited time offer from our sponsor Cycling Frog is actually one of my favorites, personal favorites, Margarita mocktail. It's super tasty. I'm a fan. But I just like, I just like Margaritas I guess, but it's very tasty. It's a mocktail, so no alcohol, but yes, THC and it's great. So get a can, get a can of it while you a can. Cuz it's limited time.

And also on the calendar, July 17th through the 19th is a very fun festival called Harefest. If you like hair bands, if you're into hair, that's genre, it's a really fun. And yeah, our sponsor's Cycling Frog will be there, so keep a lookout and tell them Jack sent ya. There's a details should be lower on the page or a link to details. I'll put them lower down there on this page.

And you may have noticed that Heather, producer Heather, isn't here yet. She couldn't make it this week, but she promised me she'd be here next week. So yeah, um, I actually have a voicemail from her, but this one I did screen first so let me pull it up here. Jack, hey, whoops. You can't replace your tape deck. There are hundreds of chip bags in your car. They're here.

Jack, hey. We can't replace your tape deck. There are hundreds of chip bags in your car. They're everywhere, I mean, Jack this is insane. We are not a cleaning service. Please come collect your chip bags.

Okay. Well, that was Heath. He's kind of a friend of a friend. He's helping me put in a new tape deck. My last tape deck. Broke, I got a lot of tapes. I can't play right now. So, um, Heath, Heather, that's a very close name. Um, so also it's, it's not, it's not that many chip bags. I think he's exaggerating a little bit, but here we go. Heather. H E A T H E R, Heather. Here we go. Producer Heather.

Hey Jack, sorry I'm not around—

Ugh, out of time. Ok. Well, she'll be here next week so she can, yep, okay we'll tune in next week. Here's another and give away details of the next giveaway next week. Thank you for listening. I'm always here for you.

That was Harry and the Schmendersons with their new single. Hi, I'm Jack Seltzer. And you're listening to Seltzer talk with Jack Seltzer on 104.9 SLTZR. Thanks for listening. There's a lot happening at 104.9 and our sponsor, Cycling Frog. We have a new giveaway this week and the station is assigning a producer to the show. So that's exciting. I'm excited. I'm not actually sure if it's a good sign or not yet, but there's that and more. So stay tuned.

First things first. Last week's winner of the 40 count bottle of mango passion fruit, rosin gummies from our sponsor, Cycling Frog. And the winner is... [poorly executed drumroll noise] Teagan T. Thanks for playing.

The station is sending over a producer next week. Heather is her name. She'll be here next week to help with the show. So that's exciting. I met her last week, met her recently. And she had some suggestions like to make the show longer than four minutes and 20 seconds with, because I—well, I keep running at a time—I guess is her argument, which is true, but I think I can just talk faster and It'll be fine.

But I do have a longer time slot available. I just have been sort of doing 420 just for fun. I don't know. We'll see. But I'm also trying to be more more exciting and talk more excitingly because I guess I've been a little low energy and she's going to hopefully help with that next week as well. And, you know, got to remember ABC always be conversing.

From our sponsor, Cycling Frog, we're giving away a 10 count bag of the new limited time, ten count bag of Mango Passionfruit Rosin Gummies and a poster, like sort of like a band poster from Cycling Frog. That's like art poster for your wall. So that's that's good.

[phone ringing]

Oh, sorry. Sorry about that. That was supposed to be on silent. It's supposed to be silenced. That was my phone. Very sorry. I'll probably hear about that from the station. So, Gummies and a poster. That's the giveaway. Poster, you can hang on your wall unless, yeah, I guess maybe don't enter if you can't do that for some reason. Like if you live in a yurt, I think yurt's are notoriously hard to hang things in a yurt because they're kind of like a tube house, I think. That's alright. If you have a yurt, or if you live—have been in a yurt—let me know if there was anything on the wall by emailing me at jack seltzer at cyclingfrog dot com. Because I guess maybe I don't know enough about yurts, I just, I'd heard they were hard to hang things in yurts, it's because of the curved walls.

To enter to win email jack seltzer at cyclingfrog dot com and answer this week's question, which is actually Riddle. I made a riddle that I think works. So, okay, the riddle is:

I have to stand to do my job. I have hats, but no head. When I crash, I'm on time. What am I?

That is the riddle. And there is a right answer, but anyone who emails in an honest attempt be entered to win and the terms and conditions should be lower on this page where you're listening, at the bottom. And I'll announce the winner next week, next week's episode.

Sorry about the phone earlier, but I do see that it was Heather, the new producer, and she left a voicemail. So let's give that a listen. That's kind of fun.

"Hey Jack, I felt really bad after the meeting with the station manager last week and I just wanted to check in. I really think the show is good and you're trying your best. That's really what counts. I think you just need to relax little. You were noticeably terrified in that meeting and so nervous you spilled your coffee on the floor. That would have been fine, but then you took off your shirt to mop it up. That was really hard to ignore. And then you put the wet shirt back on, even though it was soaked in dirty floor juice. Then you asked if you could please be excused like it was a family dinner, and you went to leave, the doors were push, but you just you kept pulling. We were all shouting push at you and then you started to cry and I had to put my cardigan around you and escort you out and anyway... it was just awkward. You're under a lot of pressure. We've all been there. It's okay. You'll be okay. Just try to relax and have fun."

[long uncomfortable pause]

I'm always here you for.

[Music fades out] That was the Chim Chiminey Chim Chim Cher-ee's with their new single.

Hi, I'm Jack Seltzer, and this is Seltzer Talk with Jack Seltzer on 104.9 SLTZR.

Today, we've got a new giveaway from our sponsor, Cycling Frog, plus the winner of last week's giveaway, and the last week's top scores on track hopper, the game, and a traffic report. And more, so stay tuned.

First things first, the winner of last week's giveaway. The question was what was the first album you bought with your own money? And the winner is... [poorly executed drumroll sound] Jamie W. with her first album was Jagged Little Pill from Alanis Morissette on cassette.

And this week we have a new giveaway from one lucky listener. We're giving away a 40 count bottle of the new limited time Mango Passionfruit Rosin Gummies from our sponsor cycling frog.

To enter, email me the answer to this question: What was the second album you bought with your own money? No. That's sorry. Sorry. That's terrible. Hold on. Sorry about that.

The real question is what was the most memorable live performance—musical performance you've seen. So the best live performance, or most memorable or your favorite email your answer to JackSeltzer at cyclingfrog dot com, to enter to win. And next week, I'll announce the winner.

My most memorable is probably seeing Jack White at Madison Square Garden many years ago. It was a great show and I love the White Stripes, but it was also just a fun night with Fritz. So, and he also, one thing I also liked was that he opened the show by asking everyone in the audience to not use their phones for photos or anything because they had professional photographers in different parts taking photos. So that was nice. Because the sea of phones in the air in front of you can be kind of a bummer at a show, I think.

But, then again, I'm always in the back of the room. So I guess I always see the most phones, possible as well. Us wall flowers always see the most phones. We see all the phones.

Track hopper scores. The best or longest time being the best was Ryan. I don't see last name. Ryan got a one minute and 51 seconds and he thought he did poorly but he did the best and Justin why got one minute and 43 seconds. He was the second and then Kelly I think is Kelly P got one minute and 10 seconds so good job You three, you were the best times.

I just also want to take a minute to thank everyone who, well, as many people is like, can thank. I don't. I wish I could have time to thank everyone who emailed in. There's a lot of really nice things people said support, good, supportive. So that's nice. Let's see. Okay. Let's see. Okay. Ooh. Brandon P. Cathy N. Sarah C. J. N. U. Barbara D. Scott M. Matt H. Janet U. Oh, wait, that's the same Janet. Janet U. Meltwice. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Kathy Wendy, Christian, Amber, Jeff, uh, Rodale, uh, Sean, Barry, Matt, it was both, uh, uh, Elizabeth—

Dammit, sorry, darn, ran out of time... for the traffic report, but um, that's alright. I'll just have to give this weeks traffic next week so tune in for that and thank you for listening and I'm always here for you.

[Loud music coming to an end] Jack Seltzer: That was TomTom and the TomTomToms with their new single. Hi, I'm Jack Seltzer. This is Seltzer talk with Jack Seltzer on 104.9 SLTZR. Today, we've got a giveaway for one lucky listener, and um, Oh, a new web game that just dropped on Cycling Frog, our sponsor, so, stay tuned.

Let's kick things off with the giveaway. As I always say, put your best foot forward, right? I mean, correct. Not that the right foot is the best foot. Um, But I'm actually left footed and right-handed, uh, if that's Interesting, is that interesting? Uh,email me if that's interesting at [email protected], and let me know if that is interesting. The station. The station gave me some feedback about last week's show that the email wasn't clear enough. It's [email protected]. In case, that's why nobody's emailed me yet is…maybe, maybe that's what I don't know. Empty inbox over here, so I don't know if that's I don't know if that's why, but? (trails off)

Okay, We're giving away some Cool merch from our sponsor and some Seltzer from our sponsor Cycling Frog. We have a really nice hat And a six-pack of, of the Winner's choice of Cycling Frog seltzers and a can cooler that keeps your can cool. Uh, and uh, there's a picture of it in the show notes of the giveaway. If you, if you look down lower on the page, and it's just a great summer giveaway From our sponsor Cycling Frog. and The giveaway question, the giveaway question is, what was the first album you bought with your own money or the first album you remember buying? Email your answer to [email protected] to enter to win, and I'll announce the winner on next week's episode.

The first one I bought. I guess I should say mine, Uh, was the Men In Black soundtrack On CD? I think. I mean, I liked that movie when I was younger. Actually, huh, I wonder if that's still at my mom's. Mom, If you're listening, please let me know if it's there by emailing me at [email protected]. Uh, a new game just dropped on Cycling Frog. It's called trackhopper, Uh, it's. It should be in the show notes a link to it, and You play a frog who hops between tracks on a record on a vinyl record. You don't really win, though. You just survive as long as you can. So, it's a survival game, Check that out, Uh, and screenshot your longest time and email it to [email protected] and I'll shout them, I'll shout out the person with the best time on next week's episode. So, screenshot your time. Email the screenshot of your score.

This is a screenshot. Take a screenshot, however you can, screenshot, and, screenshot your score and email it to [email protected]. So, just to be clear, that's J A C K S E L T Z E R at cycling frog dot com. That’s all the time we have, so check back next week, where we'll give away, Um, some of the new gummies from Cycling Frog and a poster, like an art poster of art, artistic poster of art, like for a wall, a wall poster. And thanks for listening. I'm always here for you.

[music fades out] Jack Seltzer: That was Juggalo Giglios with a new single.

Hi, I'm Jack Seltzer, and this is Seltzer Talk with Jack Seltzer on 104.9 SLTZR. I am Jack Seltzer, Uh Summer's here, and uh, I'll be your DJ all summer, and there's a lot happening this summer. This is three months of music festivals, giveaways, Computer games, Product drops from our sponsor Cycling Frog. So, check back weekly for, for new episodes, and,uh It's a big opportunity for me. It's very exciting, but getting a lot of advice from friends and family, and the station, and other DJs, and one thing the station told me, they said, to remember, your ABCs always have it on the Whiteboard over here. Always be conversant. conversing. You want to be talking at all times. You don't want silence on the radio. Always be conversing, and I'm just realizing Converse, the shoe, and Converse, are the same word, so there's that, that I can talk about and then we are conversing about Converse. (laughs)

The other DJs. They also told me to expect LMNOP. Little Money, No Overtime Pay, and um, I’m actually not sure if I was supposed to say that one…So, Let's move on to the weather. Um, let's see what it looks like out there. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I see a, I see a couple clouds for sure. Definitely, yeah, definitely going to want a jacket. You're going to want to wear a jacket out there, pretty sure.

So, let’s see, Cycling Frog is our sponsor. Seltzer Talk with Jack Seltzer sponsored by Cycling frog. Their new mango passionfruit gummies. Just dropped. Check those out, 10 milligram THC. They taste like mango,  Passionfruit, and They are gummies, so definitely check that out.

Umm, let's see, Oh! We've got a series of , uh, playlists curated by, uh, 104.9 in collaboration with Cycling Frog. I did uh, an intro for it of sorts. There should be a link on here somewhere, The ‘Lava Lounge’ it’s called. I can't actually find the link right now. I've lost the link. It’s somewhere on this page.

That actually reminds me of a funny, true story that happened to me recently. I was, I was walking the other day and I was lost and I asked somebody on this sidewalk for directions, but they were also lost. So, Um, I mean, What are the chances of that? So, if you've ever been lost, Email me Your story at [email protected]… Thank you…ABC’s, ABCs, ABC’s

Yeah, speaking of, uh, You know with a lot of alphabet talk so far, and uh, It's a funny coincidence. My mom actually had a saying, too. She used to say, DEFGH Don't ever forget good humor, And I don't. I never don't, because you've got to. It’s so important to. So that's for you. Mom. (seltzer cracking and music resumes) oh, looks like we’re out of time, so join us next week for our first giveaway. We’ll be giving away the new Mango Passionfruit gummies from Cycling Frog, and early reviews are, are really good, and they’re a limited time only. So, so, tune in next week for details. Thanks for listening. I'm always here for you.